TRANSVESTITE RABBIT ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS
My, you’re a curious bunch. Ok, I’ll tell it like it is, just because I love y’all.
Q: Were the high school officials I remember as stupid as they seemed?
A: No. They were much dumber than you realized. Look at this. Some kids at Snohomish High School call themselves “Snohos.” Makes sense, right? Not to the school officials, who banned the Snohos t-shirts because the word “hos” is embedded in it. Dudes, please.
Q: Does the government ever do anything useful?
A: Yes. Just recently the governor of Illinois issued an emergency rule requiring pharmacists to fill prescriptions. You might wonder why this was necessary. It seems some pharmacists believe it is their job to decide what medications people, especially women, should have. Hey pharmacy dudes, there are other people who do that job. They’re called “doctors.”
Q: Can real, grown up women wear thongs, or do you HAVE to be under 25?
A: Ever the investigative journalist, I have spent the day discovering the answer to this question. Yes. They are surprisingly comfortable. Those of you whispering “who would want to see your 39-year-old butt anyway,” please keep it to yourselves.
Q: What was the most happenin’ event of the year so far?
A: Without a doubt it was Tigger’s birthday party yesterday at the Build-a-Bear workshop. All of the luminaries of the second grade were in attendance, and the evening was capped off with a decadent feast of pizza and cupcakes. Sorry we couldn’t invite you all, but it was tres exclusive.
Well, that’s it for today, kids. If you’d like to submit some more questions, Transvestite Rabbit is always here for you.
EDIT AND DISCLAIMER
Some commenters expressed doubt that the picture above is, in fact, Transvestite Rabbit. Well NO, of course it isn’t. Nobody sees my butt except Technogeek!