GO BACK TO OZZIE
Harriet. I’m going to miss you. It has been quite fascinating to watch the
Right eat one of their own. Did you
forget to sign the Oath of Perpetual, Unquestioning Loyalty to the Officially
Approved Beliefs in Spite of Any and All Evidence to the Contrary, or what?
It was particularly
entertaining to see Bush et al simultaneously assure the Right that you passed
the anti-abortion litmus test with flying colors, and claim to the rest of us
that there is no litmus test at all. You
can do that when you’re “cool” and “brilliant.”
Note to self: must
refrain from penning any chirpy little memos to bosses or associates, as I will
be mercilessly ridiculed when nominated for a Very Important Position. I hope sweet and/or naughty love notes to
spouses don’t count.
So, Harriet, go on
back to your pleasant life of successful law practice and battering your way
through glass ceilings. You have done
much valuable service already. Screw the
Right, they don’t deserve you.
I signed up. Look out, world, TR will be writing a bad novel, not coming soon to a bookstore near you.