Dear John Gibson,
If there’s a “War On Christmas ™” going on, how come the stores have
been packed full of Christmas paraphernalia since Halloween, but I
can’t find ONE STINKING BOX OF CHANUKAH CANDLES in this WHOLE FREAKING
CITY? Note that I live in Seattle, one of the capital cities of
the Loony Left ™. You would think the War On Christmas ™
would be in full swing here, wouldn’t you? And since Chanukah
begins on Christmas day this year, you might think retailers would sell
the necessary Chanukah supplies along with the tinsel and plastic
wreaths. You would be mistaken.
You’re right about one thing, though. Not a single store clerk
said “Merry Christmas” to me today. They all said, “Give me your
f#%$@* money or get the f*&^ out of my store.”
Happy f*&^*%$ Holidays, John.