IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING
Tigger: Mommy, can you get me some cooler music?
TR: What constitutes “cool music?”
Tigger: (rolls eyes) You know, cool music, like Hilary Duff,
Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears, and Green Day.
TR: Those are cool?
TR: So, teenager music is cool, is that it?
Tigger: It’s not teenager music, it’s cool music!
TR: Ok, well, I’m not too familiar with those, um, artists,
so I will have to investigate and see if that stuff is appropriate for you.
Tigger: Mommmmm, all
my friends listen to them!
TR: Yeah, well, it’s still my job.
Help me out, Xangan friends who are cooler than moi, are any
of those “artists” clean enough for an eight-year-old?
Thanks for all the get well wishes, but they didn’t
work. Please wish harder!