SICK KIDS AND XANGA CONTESTS
I had a child home sick yesterday, and since this is not a
gaze-in-total-absorption-at-the-TV-all-day kind of kid, even when ill, I didn’t
get much work done.
(TR opens laptop computer)
“MOOOOMMMY, I need (help, juice, attention, love, a hug, one
of your kidneys, etc.)”
(TR dispenses required item)
(TR opens a file on said computer)
“MOOOOOMMMMY, can you play Rat A Tat Cat with me?”
(TR explains that she really must do some work first)
(TR reads document, trying to remember who she’s asking for
money this time)
“MOMMMMMYYYY, I want to sit on your lap.”
(TR explains that little girls with temperatures of 103
should be napping)
(Little Bit climbs onto TR’s lap)
(TR gives up the pretense of working and spends the rest of
the day alternately playing Rat A Tat Cat and surfing Xanga)
It seems I was nominated (thanks momofjenmatt) for “best content” at The Theologian’s Café. This
resulted in an unprecedented number of people born in the 80s visiting here,
none of whom voted for me. They all
voted for Drakonskyr.
Now I have a theory.
The Theologian’s Café, as every Xangan is undoubtedly aware, is operated
by a shadowy figure calling himself Dan.
Drakonskyr, I believe, is a young Ithacan named Daniel.
Coincidence? I think
not. They are one and the same.
Coming soon: Drakonskyr’s Café.
can’t decide if I would rather kill every living soul in Ithaca and THEN burn down their houses, or
make them watch their homes go up in flames before I chop them into cat food. Which would you do first?
Featured content, guaranteed.
Saturday morning update: Don’t worry
about Little Bit, she’s feeling much better. We are headed to the
beach for the weekend. See y’all Sunday night.