I MUST HAVE ONE
Enough of the religious-wacko-du-jour.What I really want to talk about is blenders.
Yesterday a large white envelope arrived at my home. It was addressed to my husband but I opened it anyway. Hey, this is a community property state. Inside I found a letter from a nice lady at the Vita Mix company. She wanted to tell me about all the advantages of owning a Vita Mix blender, which included better health, weight loss, hot soup, and extra bonus items.
I pored over the letter and the accompanying glossy brochure. By the time I was done I felt sure I needed a Vita Mix. Better health! Weight loss! Hot soup!
When Technogeek got home I asked him if he too, wanted Better Health!Weight Loss!And Hot Soup!
He said he did not especially want those things in the form of a Vita Mix blender, but recommended I visit a web site called willitblend.
There I found the Blendtec blender, which offers NOT ONLY Better Health! Weight Loss! And Hot Soup! But also features videos of a dude blending all sorts of improbable things in a Blendtec blender.
Here, for example, is the Blendtec dude blending a garden hose.
Who could not want this?