You’re still my homegirl, yo, but enough with the song
already. Pick one and move on.
Today I read about your efforts to play racial politics by
threatening the nation with black riots.
My esteem for you has dropped 1,000%.
Dear John (Edwards, not McCain),
Dear Bill (Richardson, not Clinton),
You are undeservedly neglected by the media. You’re a strong candidate with tons of
experience, unlike the twin pretty boys in the “first tier.”
Dear Bill (Clinton, not Richardson),
I think you will make a fabulous first gentleman. Just make sure you really are a gentleman while Hil’s in office,
Don’t run. You can
accomplish more for the environment when you are not beholden to anyone.
Dear John (McCain, not Edwards),
You are running on the “it’s my turn” platform, even though
you lost your credibility long ago. Not
everyone gets a turn. Did you learn nothing from Bob Dole?
Credibility is not your strong point either, but great hair!
You might pull a crossover vote, making up for all the RWCs
that will scorn you for supporting the rights of women and other marginalized
folk. Not sure you’ve got the hair for
the job, though.
You should run as a libertarian. All that anti-war stuff doesn’t play with the
Make up your mind already.