I have been tasked with coming up with a catchy name for a Valentine’s Day dinner/dance benefit for an AIDS housing organization. So far I’ve come up with:
1 The V.D. Ball–get it? V.D. is both Valentine’s Day AND Venereal Disease! But nobody else seems to think it’s funny.
2. Romancing the Home–you know, like Romancing the Stone, only it’s a housing organization?
Yeah, they suck. See why I need help?