To: Guy at the gym this morning
Re: Smirking at my Sesame Street towel
Dude, don’t be dissing the little red monster. Elmo loves you. Peace.
To: Woman at the gym this morning
Re: Walking out in workout clothes plus heels
Re: Going to the gym before work four times now
To: My beloved pet
Re: Book chewing
Strongly suggest you cease and desist. Technogeek has been muttering darkly about rabbit stew.
Re: Rabbit stew
Don’t even think about it.
To: Weather Gods
Re: 85 degree day
I liked it, personally, but Little Bit was irked at not being able to wear new long-sleeved dress and flower patterned pink tights. Please send rain.
Re: Basement rec room