Anyway, it’s Erma Bombeck contest time. I swear there was a time when I knew how to write funny. I don’t know what happened. I can’t even remember the last time I wrote a funny entry. Yeah, you might be thinking, “well duh, everyone knows feminists have no sense of humor,” but I’ve been a feminist since I was about six and Free to Be You and Me came out, and I’ve definitely been funny in the interim.
- Personal essay that is previously unpublished, or has only been published since January 1, 2007
- 450 words or fewer (as determined by Microsoft Word word count tool)
- Two categories for entry:
- Human Interest
Somebody throw me a topic. Or a valium. Something.